Me…
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(Source: blow-a-kissss-take-it-back)
| me: | hey I look good today |
| stomach: | actually you here's some fat |
| hips: | let's look wide |
| thighs: | cann youuu hear the THUNDAAAA |
| arms: | lol let's be fat and floppy |
| face: | I like to look like a chubby babyyy |
| me: | oh... right... |
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| me everytime i watch a new anime: | that was the best anime ive ever watched. |
Definition: Contrary to what most people think, an introvert is not simply a person who is shy. In fact, being shy has little to do with being an introvert! Shyness has an element of apprehension, nervousness and anxiety, and while an introvert may also be shy, introversion itself is not shyness. Basically, an introvert is a person who is energized by being alone and whose energy is drained by being around other people.
Introverts are more concerned with the inner world of the mind. They enjoy thinking, exploring their thoughts and feelings. They often avoid social situations because being around people drains their energy. This is true even if they have good social skills. After being with people for any length of time, such as at a party, they need time alone to “recharge.”
When introverts want to be alone, it is not, by itself, a sign of depression. It means that they either need to regain their energy from being around people or that they simply want the time to be with their own thoughts. Being with people, even people they like and are comfortable with, can prevent them from their desire to be quietly introspective.
Being introspective, though, does not mean that an introvert never has conversations. However, those conversations are generally about ideas and concepts, not about what they consider the trivial matters of social small talk.
Introverts make up about 60% of the gifted population but only about 25-40% of the general population.I need to send this to my roommate…
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Seismic sense: Through learning this skill, earthbenders can detect vibrations in the ground to perceive objects, people, and other aspects of their environment, essentially acting as sonar but through the ground.
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| me: | i'm tired |
| dad: | it's because of your computer |
| me: | my eye hurts |
| mom: | your computer |
| me: | i'm hungry |
| parents: | computer |
| Bee: | Hi there, friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you. |
| Wasp: | o hey mutherfucka, wnna go? i swear i will kill any cunt stupid enuf 2 get 3 ft neer me, i can sting u, and it will b the nastiest feelin uve had in awhile. buzz buzz, asshole. bet dat hurts dont it? stupid fck. |
| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW! |
| me: | not with that attitude |